And so it begins

(Originally published Monday 20th February)

Oh, hello there.

If you're reading this, it's likely (nay, certain) that you have stumbled across my shiny new blog. Despite having sworn all my life not to bother writing things like this, I've decided that the sum total of my wit and wisdom is too great to keep in one head. Head explosion is a horrible phenomenon, and I have no intention of being the cause of high cleaning bills when it comes to picking up scattered pieces of brain.

So, really, this blog is for my sake. I don't actually care about any of you at all. Go away.

Having said that, I will actually be very excited if anyone actually reads it, and even more so if anyone enjoys it, and tells me so. Praise is nice. If you're very lucky, future posts may even have some actual content. No guarantees, though...