It's done!

(Originally published Thursday 23rd February)

At long last, the dreaded Essay of Death has been vanquished! It took an epic struggle, lasting longer than I thought possible, but eventually I was able to use my superior firepower, with a little help, to beat down the essay and force it into submission. Okay, so I might face problems when everyone finds out that, contrary to what I told them, the essay did not in fact have weapons of mass destruction, but that's a problem for another day. At least it's defeated for now, and the world is safe again. Except from me.

So exhausted am I from this Herculean effort that not only do I have no more energy for creative thinking, but can also feel the warm glow in my wrists that, presumably, heralds the onslaught of RSI. Either that, or leprosy, in which case I might wake up with no arms tomorrow and not be able to post any more. If that is indeed the case, I bid you all adieu.